What to do in Valentine Day if you don't have any date

My friend LEE WESON said : "Although today will be a disasterous day for ppl that are still single and doesn't have any date....

ppl with dates (Mr. Ryan & Mr. Glenn) will see u as a big fat LOSER

therefore, below is a list of steps that can be applied dueing Valentine's Day to prevent this type of situation:

1. Don't go out anywhere, stay at home.
This can avoid u from bumping into ur friend which is holding a super hot girl's hand while asking u:
"Boon, why are u alone ? where's ur date?"

2. Never answer any calls during the day.
This will show that u are busy dating and no time to entertain ur friends.

3. Stay at home, switch off all the light, close all the windows and don't park ur car near ur house.
If ur friends come looking for u at ur house, u can pretend that u are not at home and is busy dating a girl.

4. Never ever on ur YM!, MSN, ICQ, Gmail, Friendster or replay email/SMS.
This will avoid ppl thinking that u have no date and is very free to online and reply email.

5. Go to stooden.com order a very expensive flower and send to any girl that u like. "